A negroni with a grapefruit twist is one of the best joys in life. 

Michael Phelps can touch 100% of his back without a doubt.

J & John are both jerks.

This would explain why I over-served myself on Friday night! Most of my cocktails had grapefruit juice in them, since I need to start getting rid of the 5lb bag I bought.

They did not. Eddie Gossage said they wouldn’t because of it.

Thank you. You are doing god’s work.

I could go on and on about Pittsburgh. The food scene here has really taken off over the past 5-6 years and it seems like another great restaurant is opening every month. My absolute two favorites are Gaucho in the Strip District and Tako downtown. Gaucho is Argentinian style food ordered at a counter and then…

If you look at the official NASCAR entry list for the event it has both listed prominently. I’m not saying she shouldn’t have also said HAAS Automation, but Monster is certainly considered prominent on the car.

In her defense, he is also actually sponsored by Monster. The back half of the car is black and Monster is on the quarter panels.

Not really awkward and not me, but it makes me laugh anyhow. My aunt was given a new work cell phone a couple of years ago. Turns out the number had been Evgeni Malkin’s at one point. She gets occasional calls and texts that are directed to Geno. The most recent one she told me about was a text from Tyler Kennedy…

In response to number 4, that cant happen anymore. The last race is reset for the final four drivers and the only way to win the championship is to finish in front of the other 3.

That was right!

Correct!

Wait, what does being a millennial have to do with the Chase Sapphire card? Am I missing something!?

You are giving me life by posting this across all these articles. Well done on your civic duty.

Drew, you managed to describe how I’ve felt for the last year, even prior to the actual election. I think Calvin and Hobbes had a quote that was something along the lines of “nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love”. I just keep thinking of that quote. The unrequited love is the utter…

This is a good dog.

I fully believe that your dogs are good dogs.

You’re correct. She is outstanding live. I saw her last summer with Cam, Kacey Musgraves, and Eric Church. What a show.

You’re my hero. I’ve done some things to get out of running into people, but not of this magnitude. I do have to say I cherish my girlfriend very much because if I say “walk” or “hide” she immediately shields me from the potential person I’m avoiding. I also return the favor when she runs into someone she is hardcore…