Listen, if there’s any positive thing to come out of this election it’s that these people are coming forward and identifying themselves. What we gotta do now is wait til the election is over, find these people, tag their ears, and notify the general public that those who are tagged are not to be trusted as teachers,…

Lie down with dogs, get your face melted off by Old Testament Wrath.

Here’s what’s frustrating about this: We already knew he was a racist. He’s already dehumanized black americans, latino americans, muslim americans. He’s a racist.

If you live on the east coast they are native there. I live in western Canada. where they are driving our native red squirrels out. 

Just to be clear, the females pull the fur of their tails, the absence of a tail is not an indicator of sex.

If females weren’t having half a dozen kits twice a year they would be able to focus on their careers more.

It really is a shame that it takes having a daughter for so many male squirrels to recognize that does are scurinine too.

Typical squirrel misandry. If the males have more nuts, it’s because they’ve earned more nuts and if you think otherwise, you’re the real sexist!

Nope, it was his plan all along.

#notallbucks

Wrong. The Vice President is a CRUCIAL pick because of it’s importance as a stepping stone to the Presidency. It has to be a flashy and sexy pick so that person can glide into being POTUS after their 8 year VP stint

Eric Trump is somehow the most punchable face out of his entire family. The guy just oozes the persona of someone who goes to bars to sexually harass women and is proud of it.

Why does anyone who works for him do anything?

Something about Johnny Depp stumbling and mumbling about booze and women reads “Art Imitates Life” to me.

JET FUEL CAN’T STEAL DIAMONDS!

Given the smoke and mirrors involved in the making of the Kardashian brand, or any reality show, it’s not really an asshole comment.

I was at JFK airport peeing in a stall when a Middle-Eastern woman in a burka swung open the faulty door. She saw me and screamed like she had just seen Manson in my vagina. When I came out to wash my hands she glanced in my direction, eyebrows furrowed, utterly scarred by what she had witnessed. Trying to calm the…

I was in jail (long story)-well actually the booking area-on a Sunday morning (along with everyone else who was on one Saturday night), and saw a woman blowing an inmate who was passing out bologna sandwiches.