Yes! All the French I know I learned from Eddie Izzard...

Telling off trolls sounds so much classier in French. Next time someone is mean to me, I’m going to say “à tous les haters, je vous souhaite sincèrement... un prompt rétablissement” then put on sunglasses and glide away.

Sometimes marriages are just done and it’s not a third party’s fault. Unpopular opinion, I realize.

Fuller Blouse?

The house is full of mirth. Which is more than you can say for the novel The House of Mirth. Spoiler Alert: No mirth just moral & spiritual decay.

an interview is not the same thing as having to live with her.

Then John Boehner needs a new nickname?

Dibs

Or that they hunted unicorns to near-extinction during the Billionaire/Unicorn Wars. Also why there are so few billionaires left.

Maybe it should be a reasonable multiple of their lowest paid employee?

I heard they don’t have belly buttons but instead have dollar bills slots like on vending machines.

I heard when one billionaire defeats another, they have to eat their opponent’s heart - or is that just an urban legend?

I love me some hot billionaire-on-billionaire action!

Maybe they were talking about a greek tragedy.

Insane Clown Posse? The Juggalos are not what America wants, but they are what America *needs*.

The idea of Peelander-Z with the Halftime Show budget is intruiging. I back it.

Because you can’t play sports with various fluids all over the field. It gets all slippy.

I don’t know why, but my brain always briefly conflates GWAR and vor. That would make an interesting halftime show.

Subtitle to that blog: intrusive and inadequate, respectively

“Honestly, I was searching black caulk.”