This is just a nit, but the acronym FLOTUS is just one awkward vowel away from disaster.

I’ll just leave this here...

Offer it, huh? Hey BYU, how about you print it out, roll it up reeeeal tight, and shove it up your ass through a hole in your magic Mormon underpants.

IT’S CONNOR AND DAKOTA, SHEESH!

GoFundMe to create a Megyn Kelly “Brown Santa Stuffed My Stocking” t-shirts?

This is a good creepy song - Rasputina doing “Transylvanian Concubine.”

I would pay up to two figures to hear her do a greatest hits revue, but only if she ends with a 5-minute freestyle jam on “Right Wingin’ Bitter Clingin’ Proud Clingers of our Guns our God and our Religion” - it’s like her Stairway to Heaven.

Well, and the magic underpants.

I always say “you left off the ‘y’”.

Maybe she actually said she’d never seen a mulatto cook, because she’d taken a culinary interest in different world cultures and wanted to broaden her mind?

which included an offer to “bust that tight pussy so hard.”

Even if the big carriers banned him - you know as soon as he scraped $20 together from stealing coins out of a kids’ wishing well he’d be down at CVS buying one of those cheap burners.

I heard Thom Yorke from Radiohead say in an interview that “Just” was an inside joke to see how many chord changes they could cram into a single song. Not key changes, so it doesn’t really count, but dang that song has a lot of chords.

I respectfully see you and raise you with “Dizzy” by Tommy Roe.

I hope so. My gut is that it will continue in train wreck mode for a while, since there is no real disincentive to do so. I base that on the fact that there has been a faction of dead-enders who repeat the lies and the crazy despite all evidence to the contrary since at least 2006 (when the wheels came off around…

This is a gross thing my doctor and I experienced together.

I MUST SEE THIS GIANT VASE OF... oh. You said corks.

Right back atcha. Would you?

Remember that scene at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark where they unleash the old Testament ghosties who start killing all the Nazis, and there’s a few regular Nazi soldiers who were sort of minding their own business but the ghosties killed them too, and for a second you’re like hey man what did those guys do…