bull-SHIT I say. Can’t stop the feeling has like maybe the 2nd or 3rd best bass line of any song evar. I can listen to it over and over and over, both the Timberlake version and the DJ Earworm Summer ‘16 version.

Aww, just to be clear I was trying to be funny with words. Not taking a dig at you in the least.

You should really get your own vagina. It’s the best.

and I would shout after you in vain... “Le singe est sur la branche...” with the only French I can convincingly pronounce.

perhaps angelina jolie is a pain in the ass

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I’LL NEVER HAVE TURTLE BABIES BLUESTONE!

Booooooring. Sportsball is so boring. Halftime shows, too.

“manner and variety of dicks” needs to be its own blog.

before looking pointedly at your stomach

Anyone got the plus-4 for the zip on the Her Snatch address?

Sammy Kogvik? Of the Juneau Kogviks?

I can literally smell the yeast. Grotendous.

Aaaaand the Texas “Campus Carry” law starts off with a bang.

she is accidentally shot in the fracas

They’re missing. And not only that, her gums are in terrible shape!

No, but I know a million others with which I will see you and raise you.

I don’t know whether to simmer in rage or be eternally in awe that Shingy gets paid more than I ever will for douchebaggery such as you have documented.

Am I the only one here who is actually thrilled to be part of the Pussy Generation?

There are real questions about vaccines. Here’s one: are you a complete fucking moron? No? Then get your kids vaccinated. I could go on...

JESUS WAS NOT BORN IN AMERICA AND DID NOT SPEAK EANGLISH.