A Dick and a Gentleman is one of my favorite love stories.

“Transcending race means being forgiven for being black.”

So Hitler walks into a bar. Sees some Nazi soldiers grumbling in the corner, and walks over. Was ist Los!? he asks. Zeh German army, we are mining too many worthless minerals, one Nazi complains.

our dreaded Laramie is back in the fucking game.

I believe that George W. Bush has never given more than zero fucks about any actual policy issue ever. He reserves his fuck giving exclusively for tee time, brunch, and whatever other country club / fraternity hobnobbing Babs has drilled into him as “important.” He no more gives a fuck about the consequences of his…

Madeleine Davies, I am very sorry to hear about your brother’s accident. And also, when I clicked your link to see your Twitter feed, this is what appeared above the fold.

Swap the Harley for a snow mobile and isn't this guy basically Todd Palin?

Fellow Austinite here. Fuck ‘em both. If they pick up and leave, there are other services chomping at the bit to take their place.

In my day we called that “front wheel drive”

He was a monster player, so they red-shirted him his Freshman year.

Today, Skychismo my friend, we are all Dong Teen.

Sublime. Perfection. Thank you.

OOooh, child. You better hope nobody sneaks in here from Jezebel.

Houston is a God-forsaken, mosquito-ridden, sunbaked swamp devoid of any of the advances of Western Civilization (@see, zoning - a crack house and a porn / liquor / gun store can open up right next to a day care and a Catholic Church) and the only reason people champion it is in pre-Hipster Ironic “praise” such as…

I would literally rather live in Mogadishu than Houston. Literally.

I respect your viewpoint and am honestly asking: How do you put up with the traffic? I live in Austin and spending 20 mins to get somewhere (disclosure: I don’t commute along normal channels in a car) feels like an eternity. I literally cannot imagine spending more than an hour in a car per day on average. So, like,…

You know why Baylor football players don’t rape women standing up? Because somebody might think they’re dancing.

Also, existing owners jump the queue.

Hopefully they’ll return to the days of the 80s bush.

I will admit, that if I could have an unlimited supply of vicodin, boner pills, and travel to sex destinations I would probably also end up some flavor of Charlie Sheen.