This is fairly good news, in the ‘one step forward, two steps back’ era.

On the one hand, “they hate me for my politics not my documented racist comments” is a really weird way to convince someone to agree with you.

The implications of this will never not be hilarious.

The implications of this will never not be hilarious.

Well good. Not everyone can follow their ideals up with action, but here’s someone with the will to do so. I now want to go see her show.

...and it’s more or less The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, but with a beard instead of a poncho.

And is anyone surprised by this turn of events? Like, honestly?

No surprise there. False narratives and their rapid dissemination make all of those other problems worse.

...it looks like a Game Boy.

I can’t believe I just read that, that that thing actually happened. Thought I’d be mad about it, but it just gets worse with each paragraph and now I feel nothing.

Would you wear that wrist bangle, though? ‘Cause damn, I want one.

According to Tumblr? Constantly.

I would love for the judge to decide to give him five years for each threat... consecutive.

That sounds delicious. I don’t know why I come to this site before dinner...

What they received instead.

...coming from story after story of cops beating people up for no reason, I’m glad to see that there’s still some good left in the world.

I would also have accepted “Cook better, b****.”

Good food brings people together, and here’s Exhibit A.

The hell? A company doing right in 2019?

We were at some work function last week when she casually suggested we order crawfish for the office. No special reason, other than the fact that eating crawfish in the company kitchen with workmates sounded like fun. Julie called her guy in the Bayou, a man with a very Cajun last name she’s ordered from since…