Good god, why?

Dunno ‘bout the rest of you, but I had a good laugh at the DVD one.

So he’s pro-guaranteed minimum income? I, uh, think I missed something?

I’d pay actual money to see “Survivor: Republicans Crossing a Desert” on CBS’s streaming service.

“It’s not as cut-and-dried as Ms. Waters is making it appear. The story she’s presenting is not exactly the complete truth,” Land said. “This did not start at the gas station parking lot.”

I just want someone to ask her: “Are you lying to me now or were you lying to the FBI?”

I know you exist because I’ve seen video of you, Harriot. And if you say something, I’ll at least consider it. This sounds like the sort of thing that’s leading up to a “...but,” but I only intend it to be a statement of fact.

There’s... one or two ways this could turn out well.

...god, that’s horrible.

That sounds and looks so dumb that I can’t believe it actually happened.

And car owners/lovers? (Like, the kind that make Torch look like a neophyte.)

I love that effect and would use it daily if I knew where to find it.

Oh hey, it’s my namesake. Why isn’t he flying or growing giant?!

There is an upside to this, though: the increased distress leads to a greater demand for preventing the next incident. The next step is to properly manage that prevention so as to effectively do so.

...what else was she supposed to do?

Why would anyone black vote for those guys?

...it’s not up to you, or me, or her, or them, or anyone, to decide how someone else experiences pain. Empathy and sympathy have that in common - they are a reaction to someone else’s pain.

...yup.

It would take away from our ability to feel afraid [for the family] if they have M’Baku on their side.

This is not how I imagined this story ending.