And when Harriot next tells this story, it’ll be cuted up with a bunch of ‘shithole country’ references, the cellmate will be the Swedish Chef, there will be a minimum of two paragraphs on the lack of proper hair care products in a Swedish jail, and the prosecutor will talk like Karlsson-on-the-Roof.

...and American Dad isn’t streamed in other countries? Just because you think you know how to be American doesn’t mean you are one, you know. I mean, first you misunderstand how date-specific American holidays work, and then you go for the low-hanging fruit (berries!) with the Redskins, and then it’s a Seth MacFarlane…

See, that’s a Winter holiday reference (note the winterberry), and we’re still in July. I am beginning to think you are not actually American, and ‘Yabo’ really is a common word where you live.

I have zero doubt that this woman would be an effective leader in the Executive Branch. However, I don’t see why this is a Root story? ...I feel like I might have missed some piece of context and would like to know what it is, if someone would be willing to fill me in.

We conclude that differences emerge in the different tuning properties of early face-selective cortex for racial ingroup and outgroup faces and mirror behavioral differences in memory and perception of racial ingroup versus outgroup faces. These results suggest that outgroup deindividuation emerges at some of the…

White people do do this shit, and all kinds of hell do get raised. Google “conservative campus bake sale” sometime - and that’s just the example I recall best.

Well! Now we know what the centerpiece of the third season of The Terror will be!

...aaaaand star.

Okay, so here’s what you do: go back and read the choicest parts of those cables in a James Earl Jones Vader-voice. “Clumsy and inept” suddenly makes more sense as a choice of words.

Good god, man. I, in comparison, now just want two large bottles of Tylenol and a large glass of nice cognac.

Shameik Moore. This is such an easy question, I don’t understand why you bothered to ask it.

I didn’t know PTSD made you racist.

Now why didn’t you just say so in the first place? Why go to the trouble of time travel in the first place at all?

So... I don’t see the logic here. The 4th of July is on the 4th of July, and yet your comment has a date of... time travel?

Anyone here gonna take sushi and tacos to their July 4 cookouts? Because that is the first little revenge that occurs to me.

Now he has an interesting choice in front of him: since the value of his remaining arm has just doubled, what should he use it for?

Is there a good recitation of this somewhere? I poked around a little and couldn’t find a good one. (James Earl Jones reads some excerpts, but not the full thing it seems.)

Cool!

“All talk. No dollars.”

Would it really have been any different, if she’d shown up?