Stuff like this pops up from time to time, and they always make me wonder: is it really that much harder to (find and pay someone to) emulate the necessary now-ancient hardware quirks through software than it is to just keep buying and maintaining something that has trouble opening Notepad?

I’ll do you one thought experiment better: minotaur bacon (jerky?).

I’m increasingly surprised there isn’t a (pretty good) Netflix documentary on Mortal Kombat. “Noob & Saibot Made A Game”

This is happy news in a shitty world, and I’m glad stuff like this happens sometimes.

Given how little she wanted to be in view in the first place, it would be a blessing to be able to recede from it. ...but that’s not going to happen, for reasons not covered here in order to focus on Kavanaugh. The worst part about all of this is that Ford is going to get treated the same no matter how this all plays…

Kavanaugh has repeatedly denied having a drinking problem...

Call me sensitive, but I’d like to clarify that I am not offended by these jokes or promotions. Instead, I’m exhausted by them, and disappointed.

That... actually looks pretty good to me. Kinda want it for lunch now.

It’s honestly not spectacular in my experience. But if you’re gonna eat them, only eat them fried or (tempura) battered.

FIVE FINGERS AND A PALM. Accept nothing less.

*letter writer goes to a place*

Your star. Take it.

Made my delicious sushi dinner, that’s what.

They’re looking for a way out. “We had no idea he was a rapist” is about the best exit strategy they have at this point, and probably the only realistic one.

Here’s what’s giving me a little optimism right now: three women came forward publicly, completely on their own, before the FBI got involved. They were pushing for the FBI to get involved, and... it sounds like they are, now. There might not even need to be a thorough investigation, with Kavanaugh. I kinda get the…

Thanks. Those little ninja-buses are adorable and now I get to imagine his face everytime I see one.

2:23 - “FLAKE IS AN IRREDEEMABLE ASSHOLE.”

Flake is currently why there’s an FBI investigation at all. ...I’ll take it, and hope for the best.

It’s funny (in a laugh-or-you-cry sorta way), but you can tell roughly when an article on Kavanaugh was written today based on how f*cked it makes him sound.