Somewhere, Brett Kavanaugh just gave two thumbs up and doesn’t know why.

...yeah, now that you mention it, we never hear about how these cops did during training.

[apropos reference to current events]

You know that scene near the end of The Silence of the Lambs, where Gumb is in his pitch-black basement and stalking Clarice in night-vision green only he can see?

Oh, it’s easy to do. Because they’re not my awful parents, they’re your awful parents.

Basically every sentence in this article makes me wonder what the hell I’m doing with my life, for one. Then you look up her wiki page and see that this is vastly underselling her, that a bronze statue of her is appropriate because her nerves were clearly made out of some kind of alloyed metal.

Okay, so here’s what you do:

When you’re that old and you want a nightcap of whisky, I will gladly give it to you.

The disabled. And to give you a better idea of why, I’m not actually sure anymore if that’s the acceptable word to use because of how many more offensive ones it replaces.

On #6, I think you have it wrong. Or, you give people in general more credit than they deserve. The average person typically lives in a bubble of their own making, as far as knowledge is concerned, and a new fact or opinion has to get in before it can be understood. (‘Typically’, because it’s easy enough to limit what…

My money, take it.

There’s a lesson in here somewhere about physical proportions in fiction being so out of line with reality that a dude can dress up as a female character (and, really, there’s no reason it can’t be vice-versa) to such a convincing degree.

Question: how should the helicopter pilots be punished?

...this story is already pretty weird. I can’t recall hearing about another murder like this, or even similar. It might even be such an outlier that Jean is the only person to die like this.

There are aspects of this crime that just don’t make any sense. ‘Senseless’ is a word that doesn’t get tossed around correctly anymore - but that’s what this is. I mean, even you’re calling her an armed burglar, and it’s not even clear if she was perpetrating a crime besides or beyond the obvious one (murder)...

That’s money that would be better spent buying god-awful fast food. Yes, I believe building a wall, any wall, is probably a bigger waste of money than Taco Bell.

That seems really low... Like, unbelievably low. It’s got to be more than that.

Melania (Meringue? Melanine?) looking down and thinking, “great, now we have to clean them again.”

...in addition to all that, he seems to have drawn them with badminton racquets. I’m gonna go ahead and say that’s proof he didn’t actually watch the game at all, and just drew Serena as he imagines her.

...Huh. Some dudes, it really doesn’t take a whole lot to completely change their look. Kinda jealous - I can’t grow enough hair to do that.