Would it surprise anyone if it’s because he’s comparing Maria and 9/11 casualty numbers...? Slightly fewer people died under his watch = SUCCESS!

One of the best things about being bi- or multi-racial? This kind of consternation is really f*ckin’ hilarious.

...aaaaaaand now I’m seeing that forever now. Thanks.

That the sun will rise tomorrow, that 2 plus 2 is 4 no matter who says otherwise, and that existence as we know it is fleeting.

Dunno about buying it, but I want to read it before the year’s over.

It scares me that it might be the truth, y’know?

That’s Pence for you: take far too long to say something either obvious or oblivious, often time both.

*deep sigh* This is going to be one of those stories that’s open-and-shut for sentencing purposes, but it’s got a rabbit hole that just keeps getting deeper and weirder. (And this is just an outsider perspective; I can’t even begin to imagine how horrible it is for the family, the community...)

I don’t think I’ve felt my jaw drop reading an article before. The school sounds like something The Onion cooked up - and I don’t mean they just made it up for an article but actually established a campus and found out people wanted to go to it.

Here it is:

Aside from the 1980 Summer Olympics boycott, can you name another boycott by white America that worked?

You don’t know me well, then.

There’s nothing bullshit about adding some 波乱万丈 to a dull life, and being able to say you did even one 万 of anything is a perfectly fine goal. So I remind you: 万能一心.

Man these guys are a special kind of completely nuts. ...Of course, this is basically how our ancestors caught horses and domesticated doggos (“I can outlast you, so you work for me now!”), so it makes sense.

The money practically doesn’t matter if SPD doesn’t make immediate and lasting changes to their training and vocabulary, or it’ll just happen again.

“we expect Rioters to act with respect”

Hm. Alright, thanks for checking!

No water for a wet t-shirt contest. Just milk cheese.

Option B: save your money and buy some wine instead.

Terrifying their boyfriends, one walnut at a time.