And I think I will try that, at the next possible opportunity.

Now is that ketchup at all, or just ketchup on their hot dog?

Both, I heard.

The tourism board can go suck some eggs. It looks like a local in-joke snowballed into a actually pretty funny story, and no amount of staid British tourism boarding can buy that (especially after Brexit starts ruining everything).

Do you recall what the original image is from?

You say nomads, I say students on a road trip.

Dying man wants McD, dying man gets McD.

...The worst that could happen to Wine Spectator is a pothead buying it instead, and then trying to buy some La Grange des Combes at their dispensary. (The seller would then point them to some excellent ‘La Ganja des Combes’, which leans more towards sweeter drupes and no licorice at all in its flavor.)

Out of filters but still need your coffee? Here’s what you do:

*red wine was involved*

Eh. I was caught off-guard by how well he played a teenager in Jumanji. I’d be fine with him doing more of that or Nacho Libre.

*expresses anodyne opinion*

That... actually sounds pretty good right now. I was wondering about future dinner plans, and now I have an idea (from the weirdest place). Thanks!

This is fascinating and educational.

What was the rest of that story? When he finally did anything at all, it was only after ignoring experts for a couple of weeks while he prayed about it. Something along those lines?

...Elaine Chao. I don’t know if we’re taking bets or what, but it would amuse me immensely if, after all this guess and assuming, it turns out to be basically the one person there who knows how to keep herself out of the news.

*High-Level White House Staffer reads WaPo one day* “...hold my beer.”

He... can take a fall pretty good for a man his age. I was laughing at first, but now I’m kinda impressed.

...sorry, quick question: I can’t find the part where everyone’s race is specified. I trust you on this, but I think you saw something in addition to everything here and didn’t link to it?

The very fact that the author requested to remain anonymous proves that they place a higher importance on keeping their job than they do on effecting any sort of helpful change.