Time to dredge out the old classic, “ding dong the witch is dead” - soon, hopefully...

Not until he dies.

I’m not a Xian, but a small part of me still hopes there’s a hell just so people like Rupert Murdoch can burn in it for all time.

The irony is so thick you need high explosives to blast through it...

He also dreamed of apes kept in slavery to do the menial drudgery work humans don’t want to do anymore.

Refined kerosene isn’t really “highly toxic”, I’d say when it comes to rocket fuels it’s sort of low-ish to medium toxicity. Hypergolic fuels on the other hand, now we’re talking toxic... lol But Falcon 9 doesn’t run on that shit.

OJ cereal actually might actually be unexpectedly good... I would at least have a few spoonfuls to taste. Not that I ever actually buy OJ - it’s hard to find decent stuff where I live. Too far north, most stuff you do find is sour/bitter and probably made from concentrate.

Well, at least you don’t have to suck down petroleum fumes while recharging an electric vehicle. That’s always something.

Yeah, because how dare some homeless motherfucker ask for a ride, right? Clearly he was asking for a beating for such audacity. GET YOURSELF A HOUSE FIRST before speaking to strangers, alright!

Ah, ok then. Well, enjoy your stay. Tell Elon when you get there I said “hi”.

Aviation fuel is (heavily) leaded, though. But maybe he bought stole the lead shit separately as an addititive... Would have been the finishing touch.

lol One of you did show up here after all.

Only way is UP from $0!!!!111111!!!!11!!1

Elon’s post is the lie of course, but not the one he wants to spread, which is that media are the liars.

All the good trolls are gone, only the lazy ones remain. They don’t do the leg-work needed for a true troll - to appear controversial yet still believable at the same time, they just post a quick knee-jerk to try and get people mad immediately.

Get what? What is there to “get” here? That you sound like a conspiratorial white power lunatic, quite possible. Anything else, I’ve no idea.

Well - he was driving a Tesla...

lol You only ever managed to get me mildly amused, failtroll.

I don’t see this new scheme working either tbh. Particularly considering the not-so passive-aggressive tone Unity takes in their “apology” message.

Dick.