Politics aside, this guy is such a giant fuckstick.

Also known as “gambled and lost.”

You're insane. Give it a shot; it's awesome.

I’ve lived in Vancouver twice. Try finding a decent NYE party.

Vancouver is known in Canada as “the no-fun city.”

He has the most punchable face in Hollywood.

Especially because it was shot in natural light. All food tastes best when captured with natural light.

You’re a grown man. Jesus.

Are you stupid? Why do you think he chose Portland?

Slogans such as “Feel the Bern!” appeal to Millennials whose activism takes the form of a Facebook post.

He’s popular because his team mobilize white Millennials in cities full of white Millennials, who in turn influence other white Millennials who like things other white Millennials like.

It’s not hipsters per se, it’s nerds. I live in Portland and I find it’s the grown up AV Club, Magic Cards types that most love IPAs. It’s a style better suited to fetishization rather than social consumption.

You'd be surprised to learn how many major companies and sites use their web services.

Whew.

“Dirtbag doctor prescribes bag of dirt.”

If you waited two hours, ignored, in a store, I’m afraid that’s entirely your fault.

In before the “Now we can view your shitty food photos in high resolution!” posts.

The fact you utterly fail to see this casting was a cynical decision says everything.

I've read more than a fair share of comments suggesting just that.

And none of them are in this film.