Are you going to have my anonymous commenting credentials pulled? Fuck off grandpa, clearly I struck a nerve by mentioning Biden in my shit post but take a page from your creepy hero and just call yourself the winner without doing anything because you were more "civil" in your trolling. 

Nice try officer

why is this a game to everyone. tear it down and start over before we have 4 years of Biden saying the timing isn’t right to do anything followed by Forever President Kid Rock.

Because you can’t charge $170 for special exclusive net code. Not yet anyway.

“but it's working!" working to do what? Briefly annoy a man responsible for incalculable human misery? Is this really the best we've got? 

I’ve been forced out of multiple games because I like finding nonviolent solutions. Never by the GM. Always the same angry rant from one dude about how he’s been playing longer than me and really understands the game and how can he be expected to play with one of THOSE PEOPLE just because I had a short conversation…

How novel, a website with a No Girls Allowed sign on the door. 

I wasn’t really objecting to micro transactions in general, but here’s something fun to read over lunch anyway: https://www.polygon.com/2019/5/7/18534431/fortnite-rare-default-skins-bullying-harassment

Why is everyone assuming this is a man? Men aren't this funny. 

Next season on The Handmaid's Tale: the Handmaids are punished for June's rebellion by being forced to carry around gopros and stare into them at all times 

In a game with this many micro transactions it seems downright self destructive to start getting upset about any one particular item being a ripoff. 

I cracked the official remaster of the first game open a few months ago and it’s not funny. It’s just a grating series of goofy voices with very few actual jokes. I don’t remember how i felt about it when it came out and never played the sequels but the evil streamers concept is already getting a groan from me.

It’s a joke 

I love these conservative dystopia concepts because everyone always looks so happy in them. Really tells you where the priorities are. 

I want to live in the universe where the avatar sequel bombs and kills the franchise, but I know I'm already in the darkest time-line 

I hadn't heard about Lumberjanes being canceled :(

I’m just clowning on how the guy from Foster the People keeps sharing weird Epstein conspiracy stuff on twitter. They covered it here but it’s such z grade news you shouldn’t feel bad for missing it.

This is what 1984 was trying to warn us about 

Super Bowl people get rings, right? Is that the joke? Sorry, I somehow wandered over here from the av club. 

Cant wait to hear what the guy from owl city thinks about that