please read another book. any book. 

we let Jim make a movie and of course the plot is an elaborate excuse for him to silently make faces at the camera for 90 minutes

Disney fans are surreal 

I did all that *and* I read the reviews. I live a sad, pointless life. 

have we not also been doing the second one for a while now? 

most of us actually aren’t liberals

Seconding that you should just say brother. How a trans person personally identifies is most important. His killer may not have thought of him that way, but that’s either because he wasn’t told (for what were probably very obvious reasons) or rejected it.

You’ll absolutely never convince me that the level was designed with a specific timing/path in mind. Occams razor leans me toward thinking they just placed the bars however and called whatever successful run they made first the solution. It’s hard to find it very interesting with that in mind even if it’s just my…

It’s just a shame scientist's have yet to invent a reusable hanger

they sound like lovely people but I'm so dead inside I don't think I'd get much out of this

Airbnb really sounds like a consumer nightmare

I hope when you die people at least remember you with the correct name and gender. We rarely get that.

It’s not necessary to put the word brother in parenthesis in this context.

Yeah, I can definitely imagine a whale looking at an infinitesimal chance of a rare item and just feeling encouraged. 

God, please don't give them any ideas

Probably a good time to make a new burner

He’s white and his lawyer will probably make a slimy argument about his love for his country

Suspect once viewed a democratic city counselors Twitter. Checkmate leftist terrorists, he’s one of yours.

Didn’t his fourth of July parade completely defund DC’s counterterrorism operations somehow?

My girlfriend got a threatening note last month for parking on the street in front of the house across the street. They have a garage and a driveway. Our apartment building has no parking, and the street parking in front of us is always full when she gets off work. Of course, the house belongs to some methed out white…