#COTD

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CALL A ROOM IN YOUR COMIC BOOK STORE A "RAPE ROOM?

THANK YOU. I'm in the "nothing's off limits to comedy" camp, but with a HUGE FUCKIN' CAVEAT that "You had better make sure that the joke works, because the consequences will fuck your shit up otherwise, and you'd better own that as well."

A whole bunch of chickenshit comedians ignore the second part.

This 100%. I spend a lot of time at my local comic book store. There are lots of folks there that don't exactly have an abundance of social skills and inappropriate jokes like this come up from time to time.

The difference is, the staff at the store I go to (and many of the regular customers) will step in an let them…

'lash out' is one step removed from 'hysterical'.

Yep, typical non-apology. I feel bad that SHE did this.

His responses leave no room for doubt about whether this happened. They make him sound both creepy and lacking in insight.

I think she looks great. Some kind of high fashion dominatrix warrior princess.

Except the creators said she is a cat, or rather the personification of a cat. Seriously, you didn't see that Kotaku phoned Sanrio to clarify?

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

I want this to be the newest "MISANDRY" gif. Just look at how much she despises that phallic banana! She just throws it away!

I, for one, can't WAIT to see this shit performed in drag clubs.

So, like, if there weren't no ladies around to say "wash your dang truck," every truck would just be covered in mud all the time?

• to give him a reason wash that truck
  

I hate any claim that "women" or "girls" want X. Don't fucking tell me what I want. What you want and what I want are not the same thing. Fuck off and stop talking for me.

Public servant. Public information. It would be no different if he had simply identified himself, as all officers are mandated to do upon civil request. He is accountable for his actions.

This pretty much sums up the problem with (some) cops. This guy is pants-shittingly terrified of just the presence of unarmed citizens. He's waiving his gun around like he was in the middle of the jungle and the rest of his platoon had just been killed by the VC and he was just waiting to be taken or to have his…

I'm kind of ashamed to admit that I have no idea what gravlax is and for a moment thought it was a Pokemon.

I love the concept of someone who doesn't know what cauliflower is, but is well versed in tempura.

Universal health care and a living wage would quickly solve the problem.