I think she looks great. Some kind of high fashion dominatrix warrior princess.

Except the creators said she is a cat, or rather the personification of a cat. Seriously, you didn't see that Kotaku phoned Sanrio to clarify?

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

I want this to be the newest "MISANDRY" gif. Just look at how much she despises that phallic banana! She just throws it away!

I, for one, can't WAIT to see this shit performed in drag clubs.

What they don't realize is God made Man to hold my damn bag when I'm drinking whiskey.

Rejoice, fellow children of darkness! Let us revel in our misandry.

So, like, if there weren't no ladies around to say "wash your dang truck," every truck would just be covered in mud all the time?

• to give him a reason wash that truck
  

I hate any claim that "women" or "girls" want X. Don't fucking tell me what I want. What you want and what I want are not the same thing. Fuck off and stop talking for me.

Shit. I like to do the driving AND I don't go to church.

So are you saying...God didn't make me?

*flames appear*

Public servant. Public information. It would be no different if he had simply identified himself, as all officers are mandated to do upon civil request. He is accountable for his actions.

This pretty much sums up the problem with (some) cops. This guy is pants-shittingly terrified of just the presence of unarmed citizens. He's waiving his gun around like he was in the middle of the jungle and the rest of his platoon had just been killed by the VC and he was just waiting to be taken or to have his…

How sad, my heart aches for all involved. So many of the good climbers go this way. Its not the tricky bits its the easy parts where one would think - "oh I dont need a rope this is easy". Im always reminding my friend (who is a climber) people trip up and fall on totally flat pavements all the time so don't think it…

Bah, I'd rather give my wife 16,600 dollars and ask her to buy a few things at the lingerie store and blow through the rest on whatever she wants. Then later that night we could have a fashion show in the comfort of our own home. I bet I'd have more fun than anyone at the actual show.

Jesus, what is this, 1994? STOP. This cut of underwear does NO ONE ANY FAVOURS!! Also, it looks hideously painful. I swear I'm getting a phantom wedgie in sympathy.

Yes, because there's nothing I would love more than physically being in a room with a bunch of supermodels. Here's how this would go: they would be gazelle-ing all over the place, being glamorous while I, a 5'5" normie with uneven breasts, would get super drunk and probably try to tell someone off about whatever…

I'm kind of ashamed to admit that I have no idea what gravlax is and for a moment thought it was a Pokemon.

I love the concept of someone who doesn't know what cauliflower is, but is well versed in tempura.

Universal health care and a living wage would quickly solve the problem.