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Dude is legitimately fucking insane. He actually believes that Project 2025 is “think tank spook shit,” and that the REAL threat to American Democracy is IDpol and DEI programs.

I guess they mean it’s about how Carmy is dealing with his dead brother, and a surrogate in Richie. But there’s a LOT more going on than that.

I’d still opt for Margo Price.

The real Steve Perry is definitely not the real lead singer of Journey:

She should’ve stopped believin’ a whole lot earlier..

When the lights go down in the city, it’s because you sent all your money to “Stiv Pervy” and no money to the utility company.

It’s no “I Wanna Be a Civilian” but it has its charms.

Abby Elliott given a chance to flex her acting chops and she crushed it.

On top of filming for The Bear that sounds really hectic

That’s not what The Bear is about.

Joel McHale has had a busy schedule of appearing over Jeremy Allen White’s shoulder throughout the day to scream mean things at him.

I saw Nicole Kidman in line at AMC and she made everything better.

the two weirdest guys in the history of weird guys? doing something weird?

Everything Michael Jackson did was weird. Just like everything Scarlett Johansson does is sexy. 

Nobody said, ‘I love you.’

That’s what I’ve always called Grey Goose Vodka.

Why?

Filling that cylinder is what killed him.

Byrdlejuice” sounds much much grosser, tbf

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Youngsters