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The Kinja Caffeine Spider
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We’re already confused!

I thought a dawnzer was a lamp. It gives a lee light.

Crystal Bowser Sux?

Timotheé Chalamet continues his never ending quest to make anything and everything look totally fruity.

Well, I saw Longlegs this afternoon. It was pretty good.

Coma from too much chicken ‘n biscuits?

Comprehensive review.

Everything about her is murky. Even when she eats chicken...murky.

you really put some thought into this.

So people continue to like the little Nembutals in overalls?

Hey, why doncha stick it somewhere the crawdads don’t sing?!

So help me, JEEEZUS!!!

I work Tues. - Sat., Monday is my day off, I’m going to see Longlegs this afternoon.

So long, Doogie’s Dad.
Man, between him and kid from ALF; people I used to totally watch but haven’’t thought of since then are jumping off the planet.

well, they have a kid.

He wanted to get something down on paper...

I’m from Philly. I assumed “Mia Goth battery incident” was at an Eagles game.

Sweeet!

Then he’s got no excuse.

he still looked pretty good in 1991: