Right there with you.

We need Enrico Pallazzo now more than ever!

Final note: There are way better kids movies out there than any of these 3, it’s a trash summer for kids flicks so far.

I’ve seen Garfield, Inside Out 2 and DM4 so far this summer and DM4 was the best of the 3, honestly. Mainly generic story (all three had horribly generic stories, like I could have written that shit better) but the villain was reasonably creative and the Minions were funnier than everything in Garfield and Inside Out…

If I can find that place I definitely will!

Gotta love those murder ballads.

It looks like a nice story but that’s the worst title since ‘Where the Crawdads Sing’ oof...

Sound of Hope: The Story of Possum Trot is too close to being the Story of Pussy Rot.  

Watching people flirt is weird, especially when it’s fake. No thanks.
Good luck with your music.

There has got to be a better way to phrase that.

I’m from Philly. I assumed “Mia Goth battery incident” was at an Eagles game.

So he’s a dead guy that got cut out of a movie?

Mia Goth was never a really good actor to begin with and has really fallen off since her debut. 

Isn’t she married to Shia LaBoof?  Maybe he’s rubbing off on her.

I think he later on was a little less harsh about the experience, but I can't blame him for being that aggravated at the time.

How about Falschperückeaussehenhaare? Still maybe not long enough.

Haha! Zweitfrisur-sort-of?

There’s gotta be a German word for people whose hair looks like a wig but is not a wig.

What, just because he looks like Orville Redenbacher trying to sneak into a college party?

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