Max Wright hated it so much as soon as he finished his last scene he walked off the set and out the door, didn’t say g’bye to anyone or anything.

Yeah, I’d just like to say that I in no way affiliate with the company I work for; except that I work there.

Was that the one where supposedly churches and shit were buying out whole theaters and supposedly giving the tickets to good Christian movie fans; but it was just a ruse to make it look like the film was selling a lot and it was actually playing to empty theaters?

“Ballard is bad”?

When Mia Farrow hears about this she’s going to start adopting kids just to keep up.

Where’s the parade of comments calling the dress ugly so they can’t say you’re body shaming?

You know how Kraft isn’t allowed to call their product “cheese”?

Start a band with Charlyne Yi?

Why, is he thinking of changing his name to ElderlyLesbianLibrarianMan?

I also enjoy sampling exotic cheeses, appraising antiques, reading to the deaf, training capuchin monkeys, translating Estonian comics, wiffle ball tourneys, grooming cats, making soap, making candles, making candles out of soap, composing Twilight/Harry Potter crossover erotic fan fic, detailing custom hot rod cars,…

He loved the one(s) he was with.

he won’t pat her anyplace else.

Sharon Stone: America’s foremost expert on the difference between a slap on the ass and rape.

It’s not wearing itself.

uh-oh...I’m in it now!

because when I think about movies that just scream to be “sagas”, it’s totally The Devil Wears Prada

We’re glad ya ate ‘er too. 

Not the restaurant I used to work at.