(“Kevin’s Gate” was already used for Waterworld.)

I can’t be the first person to make the “Horizon’s Gate” joke, right?

Ok but have you considered being an old white guy who likes to watch World War 2 documentaries while he falls asleep in front of the TV at 7pm?

That sounds AWESOME!!!

That picture is like the karate equivalent of a dad-rock cover band.

“Stay away from my Mom, or I’ll . . . jab your eye with my vicious elbow!

Zac Efron looks about the same age as Nicole Kidman’s frozen featureless face. Meanwhile, no one seems to care that Joey King is icing a black eye.

A lumber salesman maybe.

“The deadliest profession in the world” being Baldwin’s cinematographer?

I’ve not tried this line before, but it sure seems like it would be effective.

Pfft. Zac Efron wishes he could still play that young.

Ah. The return of the Gentleman’s F. Welcome back, old friend. 

Close.  It’s a movie about Aubrey Plaza having ass replacment surgery, but her newly free old ass then tracking her down for revenge.  

I don’t see a whole lot of SAG going on there.

I’ll draw the line on your face!

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she’s playing Jackie Chan playing Scarlett Johansson playing Mr. Miyagi

Haha! Good thing I wasn’t drinking because I’d have done a spit-take.