Yes.

Maybe it’s just boat captains?

“Hey Todd, this heartfelt essay connecting a pivotal moment in American pop culture to your family history and the town you grew up in: any chance you could make it a slideshow?”

To be fair, Rob Schneider is not too far off in fame and cultural relevance from the AV Club.

I know; I’m so ashamed.

This made me laugh so hard. Thanks for that!

I would, if I could be an Adrienne Barbeaubot.

I just don’t know if I want to live a thousand years. Even as an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

me too! nice to see you Kinja Caffeine Spider!

Well if it’s gonna be that kind of party I’m a stick my dick in the mashed patatas!

Dudley Do-Right is on the case. Savoir Faire is everywhere.

You haven’t heard of Make-Out Point? Jump in your T-Bird and head on down!

No we defunded them like a sane country.

Sure but if Zendaya limited her sexy love triangles to people as hot as she is she’d never have any sexy love triangles

Young White Dorks to be specific. Bonus if that guy looks like a 17-18 years boy/twinks.

In both love and tennis you need to hit at least four small balls in order to score.

Rackets don’t look like rackets on film, you gotta use chickens.

Welp, TIL lots of tennis players want to fuck Zendaya. Even at the ripe old age of 27.

Glad everyone’s having fun with this. 

Much as I’ve been open to the idea, I’ve concluded that Zendaya just doesn’t do anything for me.