Margot is playing the winner of the beauty contest in which you come second and win £50. 

Yeah. Before I looked up that fact if you had told me “Zendaya is just a few years away from 30" I would’ve been taken aback. Not floored or anything, but surprised.

Oh god... I didn’t know she is/was with Shia of Beef. I now have less respect for her for some reason. He just seems like such a douche-knuckle that never seems to actually be that talented to begin with. Not awful really, but not someone you’d think “sure, I can see why maybe people put up with him being a dick”…

That mustache is definitely old school, and not in a good way.  

As long as he’s not like Matchbox, 20.

I was going to say that regardless of what you think of all of this, that is one lovely coat. Looks comfy.

Larry would need to wake up next to Elaine.

Back to Twitter, Miss Rowling. 

Mr. State Trooper, be on the lookout for a would be underwear model in a pink Cadillac.  Don’t stop him.  

I stand corrected.

I mean, when necessary, I cooperate fully with authorities; mostly because I don’t want my head bashed in or blown off for not complying with commands.

You’re gonna HATE my upcoming biopic about the time 311 beat up Scott Stapp in a bar

Ayo Edebiri as Courtney Cox! And the dancing lasts 2o minutes!

It better include how he gave Larry David covid!

Sam Barsanti is that you?

what’s a morgan wallen

So when does SNL give him his next chance?

Menstruation sex is a kink (not one that I share; do you know how much my 400 thread Egyptian cotton sheets cost?)

And the inevitable porn parody: Pole Man. “All The Dude wanted was his pole back!”

I thought that was Scrappy-Doo?