I thought Rene Zellweger and Joey Lauren Adams were the same person for an embarrassing amount of time. 

The crime-solving bitch!

Won’t someone think of Karen Gillan?

Yep, you guessed it!

I guessed it!

Hey, it’s Larry David Carradine

I mean theres always Gillian Jacobs ,Samara Weaving or  Jaimie Pressley.

Frank Stallone!

You guessed it...

The song isn’t called “Mo’ Money, Less Problems”

He definitely has “uses ‘tarnation’ unironically in conversation” energy.

I think the real question will be, diddy or didn’t he?

As if Sex and The Other Drugs movie didn’t exist at that time.

In the words of Dark Helmet.

ACT A FOOL!

Now That’s What I Call a Medallion

But when I contact my third grade teacher who’s 89 years old and tell her she should’ve done better for me and my sister, I’m a deranged monster.

Global climate change is a real problem. It’s March and we’ve got snowflakes on the ground in Houston.

Easier to do from 30,000 feet.