You mean we can solve the homeless problem by having the unhoused star in Jurassic World 4 through 57?

The bigger the belt buckle, the bigger the asshole.

What is that, a Kraft-only grocery store?

Maybe his facial hair works like a germicidal air purifier.

that girl seems to have a lot of butt fingering stories

Pretty sure that was in regard to a hair-related bonus.

So she has a policy about not working with herself?

Fun fact: his hair extensions were made from Marty’s eyebrows.

Yeah maybe she was just being specific?

“She also said at the time that Cohen encouraged her to put her finger up his butt in the film’s final scene...”

Wasn’t a thing at the AVC at the time. Everyone wanted to Anne Fapaway.

Sounds like she could be more fun 

Rebel Wilson *struggling* to stay relevant. 

This guy’s really milking this for all it’s worth to try to get people to forget that he is also a sexual predator!

Rebooting something that failed makes more sense than rebooting something that was already perfect.

Is the baby going to cry? You going to cry, baby?

If you told dead Richard Nixon about a drag queen television star allegedly sexually assaulting other aspiring drag queens, I think the 5 o’clock shadow would not be chief among his concerns.

Wrong. He put it in Eva Braun’s.

“Seeing as no one can be normal about her”