You’d think they’d at least bother to train the Storm Troopers.  Worst shots I’ve ever seen.

Finn Wolfhard is a name that goes too much for the guy it’s attached to.

You forgot Scott Speedman

No, I’m a woman with a young daughter. I “moisten” grandpas who come in to the club where I work and pay me to grind their flabby manginas to shitty music and breathe some life into their sad dicks and leave wet spots in their chinos so they can go home smelling like pussy and Bath and Body Works lotion. i.e. I am a…

Did he make it back to his home planet OK?

Do you think Moistener is their surname? It’s clearly their job. 

Jason Momoa seems like a pretty chill interview subject: He likes talking about beer, he likes having a good time, he’ll pop his shirt off at the drop of a hat for a bit.

Throwing one out there: John Spartan from Demolition Man.
I mean, if your name is “John Spartan”, you either have to be an action hero or a porn star. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

Aww, I love doggies! That Henry Jones jr. kid who owns him is kind of a brat though.

You speak to Mr. De Niro with respect!

The catastrophic Shasta Cola body hair hecatomb of ‘89: I was there!

Correction: You really liked “beep” in Haywire.

Good point.

Depends on the party.

I always thought he was the stand up one. He took full responsibility and kept his men safe for another… 15 min or so

Phantoms of Wayne

He got his looks from his dad and his musical skills from his mother 

Looks like he’s got the Birkenstocks

But not funny ha-ha.

Oh hell no...