I know Europe, biblically.

The could be some humor if the movie was centered around the death of all the members of the band, and it is done as kind of a retrospective with interviews.

There’s such a fine line between clever and ... stupid.

A consistent pattern with The Zombie AV Club is that they love talking about what jokes they consider to be off-limits, even if it’s one as tame as this. “Kimmel overstepped the boundaries of good taste last night with his flagrant runtime-shaming!”

The august AV Club commentariat? Oh no!

That’s as may be, she’s still a dopey attention whore who is only worthy of the scorn of the AV Club commentariat.

Nice to see the rage boner I give you pulls all the blood out of your brain so you can’t even form a coherent thought.

Wow, this couple is making a weird habit of biting the hand that feeds them.

aka “Taylor Swift Mode”?

This robot Markle is supposed to have a bunch of settings, but this one’s gotten stuck on People Are Saying Mean Things About Me Online mode.

Someday, Megan Markle will think of a second thing to talk about.  But it won’t be today.

“If you want to be heard, you should at least become famous by marrying a prince and get invited to talks where vast forms of media are there to make your voice heard. If not, know your place, peasant."

Kindergarten Cop was a movie, not a documentary.

She looks absurdly pleased to have a platform on which to sound off.

She usually plays the same choice in the marry/fuck/kill game.

That one was a silent flick, right?

Romocs made prior to 2000 when everything was in black and white don’t count, only colorized ones.

Sure, she’s a rom-com OG for those without the ability to remember that there were films made prior to this century.

Little known fact,  incompatible cheek bones is the number 2 cause for divorce in the US