You should write to Bill Cosby. I bet he’d appreciate the support right now.

Men Have Called Her Crazy will also be a good title for this comment section in a few hours.

Do you imagine it’s just one weird ass shirt sewn together? Because I do.

Lubrication, I hope!

It’s fine, you’re not dating him.

Yes, I think it would. What’s funny is that all of the people who are like “he’s a rat who squeaked in order to not go to jail” act as if they wouldn’t have done the same thing. It’s kind of like the guys who call professional athletes “pussies” from the safety of their Barcalounger but would fawn over them and ask…

No. But it would collapse into nothingness if we didn’t post this photo of, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

The show better be called "Crazy In The Head, Crazy In Bed". 

Man now I just want a Big Brother/Real World type reality show where they lock all these MAGA celebrities in a house and they have to deal with each other for a month. 

Absolutely not. Have you met many fellow humans? 

Sensible, really. Jay Leno has been burnt by the car restoration game one too many times. 

I’m not

...with SEXY results!

Like an owl but on more cocaine

“...that AneurISN’T funny, AMIRIGHT folks?! Thanks I’ll be here all night, try the veal, if you’re watching on Netflix don’t forget to thumb me up... GOOD NIGHT!”

The freeze-frame of Phil during the segment when the clip is stopped for Stewart to weigh in is perfectly timed to catch the crazy in his eyes.  

I think that's why he turned hard right. It's the only way he gets attention anymore.

Beautifully done. 

Scumbag who never pays for anything stealing again? No surprise.

May I ask you a question?
Why are you so stupid?