Zac Efron looks about the same age as Nicole Kidman’s frozen featureless face. Meanwhile, no one seems to care that Joey King is icing a black eye.

Spiders have to poop! Even in 2024.

Yeah, that’s not the only thing I’m never doing in Asia.

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Why would Tracy Morgan “pop” into a lumberjack movie to yell about how much he loves stretch marks and ghetto pussy?

“...But he said ‘cold chainsaw!’ when he handed it to me!!!”

I think he’s OK.

This is the only joke that needs to be said; and as it has, I have nothing to do but curtesy and stand aside.

Kevin Costner helped this lady get her groove back.
And she pledged to make sure her man sees all his movies.

Kevin Costner believes you will drag your man to his next movie. And he is grateful to you.

Man, if I squatted in that position for more than 2 minutes, my knees would explode

Kevin Costner believes Kevin Costner has a good following.

Sarandon, Sean Young, Amy Madigan, Madeline Stowe, Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio, Patricia Clarkson, Joan Allen, Annette Benning and Sissy Spacek . . . all smokin’ hott!

Wait, I didn’t think he had any accent in any sentence.

Corpse Costner or GTFO!

He’s always got the gills, just not always using them.

Kevin Costner thinks Kevin Costner is pretty fantastic.

Well, are you ready for ‘Scrabble Costner’ in If You Spell It, They Will Come

We said kind of the same. Like, is this whole episode a music video? Is anything going to happen?

“Because, hey, if Taylor Swift’s “Love Story” can be...”
Congratulations on crowbarring Her Almighty Swiftness into seemingly EVERY article.