kinjacaffeinespider
The Kinja Caffeine Spider
kinjacaffeinespider

You numpty.

It’s at the top of my list; like every year.

“Survey SAID...!...

She gets tired of counting her money?

Didn’t she write some books or something?

I love me some British slang.

Good luck, homie!

What, Aubrey Plaza’s ass?

Two words for that: “Boo” “Bees”.

The Russian mob killed her ass so she’s using her special set of skills to teach them the true meaning of Christmas?

Oh ok, you want some of The Glowing? Ok, come get some!

No pants!

We all draw the line somewhere.

Wait, you’re a puppy?

AI might not be going away, but I’m not sure it’s getting better.

“I just read the greatest screenplay ever written!”
“Oh yeah? Who wrote it?”
“I did!”

Is Emma Stone playing Mr. Miyagi?

Rats!

Push the button, Frank!