kinjacaffeinespider
The Kinja Caffeine Spider
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I wish

The Answer is: It doesn’t matter. No one sings. They just mime to AutoTuned Traxxx. 

Thank you Bear cast, for making it clear.

So who has worse mic technique?

Can’t-Stop-Pooping

You keep writing things that make zero sense and have no context or relation”

I don’t think so.

The KISS Army?

No, don’t be silly.

Dave Grohl sleeps with the Swifties...

Oh, you’re really going to be sad when you hear that a penis-owner still voices Tina Belcher. In 2024.

Four legs good, Bill Maher bad.

Well, when I was arrested for domestic abuse I dated Meagan Good and it worked out great. She fought hard to get me the money I deserved. No wait...I’m thinking of Frank Azar.

Hey guys, I got Jonathan Majors’ agent here!

Dirty Johnny raised his hand in class one day and said “Yo Teach...can I be excused? I gotta take a piss!”
Teacher said “John, you may be excused to the lavatory when you show me you can use ‘urinate’ in a sentence.”
Johnny said “Urinate, but you’d be a ‘ten’ if you had bigger tits! Now can I go take a piss?

Can he sell hammers?

Few of us heard of this guy before.

Most awards are a joke.

He also has lips.

It’s not just his face though. It’s that he’s a worthless selfish abuser . . . with a stupid duckface.