“made sure to hold up his fatherhood as a shield”
this one really bothers me. Whenever one of these assholes is called on their behavior, the first thing they do is start carrying on about their kids. Really? Fuck you! All you have to do to have kids is not pull out. Fuckface Shia LeBeauf did the same stupid thing…

People wants nuts

...and you wish you were in there, don’t you?

“Daaah Boyyysss!”

So my takeaway is you’re really studying Natalie Portman like she’s the Torah.

Is that when Mr. Miyagi spooges on your face? While standing on one leg?

“Save it for Queen Doppelpopolis!!!”

My mother doesn’t like you!

Jesus appears to weep

So Jonathan Majors should be selling timeshares?

I don’t get what the appeal of the dude is - as a human

um...ok...

“Word on the street is you’re a ‘JERK’!”

Do any of their products smell like her vagina?

I do.
For everything.

so that’s what happened to them

here we go:

You really worked on this. Cheers!

Needs more sexy Spanish ninja!

There was a reboot of Magnum?