What, no slideshow?

Hawaiians smile like that because only they know that the real meaning of the thumb-and-pinky salute is “Fuck all the White People!”

“You motherfuckers messed with the wrong former glassblowing expert!”

“Could we ever, for once, have a character who *isn’t* a special forces veteran?
Well, who’s going to believe that an ex-champion ballerina is kicking all that bad-guy ass?

What, elves don’t get urges?

You may wear your hot pants.

I’ll probably listen to Music From Big Pink again.

Maybe you’re just not discerning enough.

M don’t think so, Dino...

But no laser beam eyes, ad you’re only 5 foot.

With crime fighting jugs!

Go to goddamned Ireland. I bet it’s full of them.

starring J8nny Depp

P8p deck.

D8lemite?

2 Soul 2 Furi8us

“Damn you, egerz!!!”

Me enter discussion!

“Just getting a nomination” is bullocks. It just means “loser”.