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Of COURSE I’ll have coffee while I’m reading comments! Everyone knows that!

That was pretty unwatchable.

Spaceballs III, Episode VI

White Lando?

Because unlike some other Robin Hood, he can speak with an English accent.

Still uptight about the “virgin alarm”?

What happened to Barf?
Died on way back to his home planet.

How many assholes you got in that household?

How exactly do you do a “hopeful shrug”?

“Now you see...that NO ONE will care about this sequel, because sequels are DUMB!”

That’s how it’ll all start!

That’s $!lly.

interesting comparison.

you guessed it, Fr8nk Stall8ne!

FUN time deh ya I time fi de Bikerider, NO!!!

Was he using a blaccent while he was driving krunk?

Oh yeah, right...the accent:
Sooo...Breeetneee Speeerz arreeested Juuustin Teeemberlake for drounk driving beecause he mayde ‘er get an ayborshun in Harlem like twanny yeerz agoo? ‘Ave I got ‘dis right, Sénor Queekstraw?

You mean he has a ‘type’?

to each their own

She got “summer nips”: summer pink, sum aren’t!