So...Brittney Spears arrested Justin Timberlake for drunk driving because he made her get an abortion on Harlem 20 years ago? Have I got this right?

dirty chest pillows!

What...?...stubbing your toe on the coffee table?

YO YO YO Sheep! Whaddup boooyyyeee?!
Remind me of this in 2044.

It’s The AV Club. If recognitions isn’t plowing your comment history for something you might’ve posted 20 years ago; the good people of The AV Club will do it to a celebrity.

I’ve only ever seen 1%er’s on motorcycles.

Alcohol has similar effects on the human psyche, regardless of one’s level of wealth or notoriety. Like feeling invincible and nothing bad will really happen to you, that shit is for other losers.

Well, at least they’re off the road.

It’s cool, I can walk to the bar.

As we used to say in 8th grade: “Don’t drink & drive; you might hit a bump and spill your drink!”

Maybe you should hop on a rocket to Mars or something. I’m sure the next four years will pass like that.

There’s nothing wrong with a little celebrity crush. I have them.

Do NOT mess with me!

“May I speak to Mrs. Rogers please?”

“You can write this stuff...you can’t say it!”
- Harrison Ford

But Depp does enjoy a bit of the firewater, right?

(Three)? Man, you’re boring.

I mean, Steven Tyler made it work for him for a while.

“Me no like’um script! Put’um dead bird on head! Ugh! Where firewater?”

Did George Lucas write it?