Musk is really the only thing keeping the evaluation up.

On the one hand, it’s nice to see a demonstration of just how wrong people are about “unskilled labor” being so simple, since it’s clear that most of them have an unreasonable amount of trouble figuring out how to scan groceries. On the other hand, as a person with functioning cognitive and motor skills, I love being…

If Musk wants more shares then he can fucking buy more shares. This isn’t complicated. I doubt anyone would be dumb enough to sell him more shares, though. Giving Musk more control of Tesla is just stupid.

He should go to jail for manipulating his stock prices.

Respectfully, maybe 2009 was better depending on nostalgia, but I reserve worst for Into Darkness. Portable transwarp beaming, Khan without context, and everyone on the promotions side saying “no, he’s not khan, he’s a brand new character we made up named John Harrison” to the point where we accepted it and then…

Was it tho? Respectfully, I thought it was the worst. 

But since he made it to basically run on a N64 (WHY?!)

Emma: I won the Academy Award for Best Actress.

I’d love to see how the pre-game banter goes with her:

I seem to recall it was fairly serious, unless Connery or Ferguson were on.

My favorite part of online games like this is that we have zero control over it and if the developers want to change up a mode that we love all we can do is stop playing.

the SwUtch — to acknowledge its heritage with the venerable Wii U.

Apartheid Elmo, a racist?

At this point it almost seems like hes saying shit just to troll people.  Hes a raging asshole for sure.. but christ, hes gone off the rails..  

You mean when Daddy had an emerald mine in a completely different country than where he was from? Did they steal it?

If Musk says something is the truth, we know that it’s 100% bullshit.

Hush now, your betters are talking.

Yeah, the dude has no actual coherent belief or thought process. Just redpill trollfuck crap, because various talking heads told them to get mad about strangers’ genitalia and “alphabet people” or whatever.

Why give them the attention that they want? Just dismiss.

Elon allows racists, Nazis, and CP on his platform: FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST!