The Shark Is Broken, a fictionalized account of the filming of Spielberg classic Jaws.

One time, I happened to be near a steakhouse my parents used to take me to, and on an impulse, decided to get a prime rib dinner to go. When I got home, I reached in the bag, only to be surprised to feel something cold. It turned out to be a giant stack of 12 prime rib steaks wrapped in butcher paper. At first, I was…

because you mean “stop being trans and act like you were born with a penis” not “lets treat this condition from the DSM-5 using the standard treatment plan laid out in the DSM-5, such as hormone replacement therapy and social transition”. False equivalency is toxic, and you’re trying to use it to discriminate against…

It’s a raspberry pi in a fun orange jacket. I made one of these to do some bluetooth snooping with an arduino years ago because I needed developer tools. Nothing about the flipper is new or unique or special, it just looks like a tamagatchi. It’s not even the most accessible, there are other products that are waaay…

“I don’t like bread.”

Do any of these people, you know, ask the kid what they want to eat for lunch?

We see it so much now with responses of “I just can’t relate to the main character.” It’s a common criticism that frustrates me to no end. 

I like how after a bunch of embarrassing failed speaker votes, THIS is the doofus they all get behind.

You can use a computer to hack things, too. You’d better turn yourself in to the cops for owning one.

You know you’re effectively using the gun lobby’s argument, right?

Almost everyone under 30 knows what a Flipper is, my dude. Just because you’re late to the party doesn’t mean Gizmodo is dEsTrOyInG iNfRaStRaCtUrE by reporting on a product that’s been available for over three years.

The funny thing is that most people who use the Flipper for hacking use it to hack devices THEY ALREADY OWN. But it seems even having control over something that you paid for is considered an outrageous crime by our corporate masters, and by folks like you whose highest ambition in life is to get as much of the boot…

Well I guess I developed these bitch tits for no reason!

Since people weren’t supposed to talk about it, the book didn’t get the attention the movie did.

Do you think somebody buys a lockpick gun ONLY to open locks that they personally own? Come on man, you’re either hopelessly naive or a too stuck up your own ass. Since it appears you have used one, I’m sure it was only for absolutely legitimate reasons, right big guy?

Don’t like the terms, don’t buy to begin with.

This is untenable for two reasons.

1) if you need to buy a car they all have terms, you’re kind of up shits creek if they all have some clause you don’t like. So you must work around issues that are not your own.
Bonus: If you buy the car second hand you probably didn’t…

Ok, you were persuaded by this article?  How many did you buy then?

“Actively pushing”? Ridiculous nonsense. Histrionic bullshit!

What kinda BS attitude is this. If I bought it I'm going to tinker with it. It's my device, not the companies. If they want to hide what's under the hood, too bad so sad you don't get that privilege. 

Actually, it’s very few states that they are banned outright for people who aren’t locksmiths/LE/etc. the only way you get busted in nearly all US states for having a lockpick is using it, trying to use it, or intending to use it in a crime.