Serious question. How many times do you think Gronk says “that’s what she said” per day? I’m guessing at least 6.

The Progressive Era was neither Progressive nor was it an Era. Discuss.

Here’s how he supports his student-athletes:

It has nothing to do with fun and everything to do with money.

Meanwhile, the WWE is investigating a mild, DII-style conference in a brawl.

+1 $25 million settlement

He also invited Williams to stay at his house

Yeah, and that chair would have been _covered_ in gold leaf. Very tasteful. Very classy.

decking someone with a folding chair is “not welcomed on campus.”

*Landscape. I’m an idiot

What kind of a monster behaves like this toward your fellow man?

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a chair is a good guy with an ottoman.

This is what’s wrong with our country today. That chair needs a talking to.

- Clint Eastwood

“the head of a player who is currently being,”

Hey, Atlanta! We are taking the Packers fans’ money. It spends real good. If you don’t want us to host these losers, make us an offer!

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

He used his “second chance” to tear up a parking citation he didn’t like and throw it in a woman’s face. So he’s really on this “third chance.”

How do we know that wasn’t the first time he hit a woman? Maybe he’s had like 3 “2nd chances”.

Was Musberger thinking that Mixon could offer some kind of instructional workshop on how to punch a woman to achieve the maximum impact? Does he believe that “tears” are the same thing as dealing with four broken bones in one’s face and the resulting trauma?

One in hole!