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That’s actually a highly-related note

“certainly not tough”?

Cuz there ain’t one, brougham.

I thought about this article when I saw this the other night. I knew Deadspin world come through. Samer, don’t hurt ‘em!

It ain’t even a question. He’s a good teen alright.

Fuck off

Didn’t he set a record down lowest GAA at 1.72 or something insane like that?

He won an Espy award for that

Best line I heard all day yesterday, 100% directed at me, by the restaurant manager: “STOP THROWING TATER TOTS!”

That’d what she said

Housewives? Try “agitated lesbians”, cuz that’s what I’m seeing. Agitated, impotent, shrill lesbians.

Last time I checked dabbing in a dude’z helmet is fucking taunting, and he owns that shit. It’s taunting and we all know it

100%

Boating and drinking don’t mix. He ran into rocks near Miami Beach. I’m a boater and I bet the driver was drinking, going way fast, and whomever was driving that boat at 3AM killed themself and 2 other people.

Wow that is good. +1

I was falsely accused of sexual assault by some bitch once. Why? Because I didn’t want to be exclusive with her after I put it in her once. Cost me $10k. Would have been a serious problem, except for the fact that she tried the exact same shit with another dude 4 weeks later! The next dude, unbeknownst to her, was a

The “heartstrings” crap is why I cannot stomach watching the coverage. It’s a sporting event...that’s not the focus, however. It’s painfully obvious that the network is trying to pander to non-sports fans. It’d be cool to see an article about how the sports are made more interesting, not the background and childhoods

Why the fuck did they stop recording?Bad enough that it was portrait, but also truncated? C’ mon man

Liquid nitrogen

Totally agreed. It’s the *Olympics*....Let’s see non-stop athletic competition! Every time the sappy music starts that they show scenes of a rough city and start talking to mom’s about all the sacrifice I get nauseated. OF COURSE a shit ton af sacrifice has occurred! Shit! As mentioned, it’s the *Olympics*! It’s just