Great. Just after I got my permit for Jump & Pump: Trampoline and Skeet Park and had a commercial all lined up with NBA stars saying “Sometimes we jump, sometimes we pump and sometimes we do both at Jump & Pump!”

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

When asked about his offensive line play, Petty said, “Don’t do me like that”

Jesus Ricky really? What were you high or something?

Sure they’re close, but if this investigation isn’t dropped one of them could find themselves pushed in front of a moving train, and it’s not going to be Rooney.

He actually said “Duck stew fondue - Trucking niche” mocking the hallowed Edmonton area tradition of a truckers stopping by a fancy restaurant for that meal after a successful run. Also used by Canadians as an insult to mothers implying truckers stop by their mom’s house after every run for sex.

Rumor is that Manning whispered “Your clavicle is weak and dumb,” into McDavid’s ear at some point during the game, which is what set him off.

DIES ON THE ICE, IS REVIVED, ASKS TEAMMATES WHY THEY STOPPED THE FIGHT

It seems more difficult whenever a player gets knocked out whenever it’s a clean play like this appeared to be, compared to a clearly dirty hit. There isn’t a villain that you can heap blame onto, or an easy narrative to rely on.

Since my gram passed away from cancer I’d support that cause.

This is the society we keep opting for. The society we keep promoting through our choice of elected officials.

We beat our heated rival in a double OT game which pretty much seals our trip to the playoffs. If you don’t get why people stormed the field, your age isn’t the problem.

No, you’re the worst.

In fairness to Calvert, this is bad ass af.

I don’t get it, Samer. Are you suggesting that the bandages are covering up a receding hairline?

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.