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I mean, if your two favorite AC games are the literal worst ones I could see why you wouldn’t like this...

BaE reads like he wants the chance to break up with her. The comments about how the tables have turned with him being out of her league (to, what, her being out of his league?), and how he needs to confirm he’s out of love with her. I think it’s less about closure, and more about being the one who got dumped.

Well that’s the thing, they’re not really going to say anything new with those arcs. We’ve seen bojack backslide before a bunch of times. We already know PC has problems balancing her work with the rest of her life cuz we keep seeing it over and over. We already know mr peanutbutter is problematic in specifically

This season felt like it had a lot of apologizing for things Twitter People had critiqued the show about in the past. Not saying that’s good or bad, just had a handful of “HERE IS THE POINT I NOW WANT TO CONVEY TO YOU” moments.

Per usual, the depiction of anxiety and self-sabotage in this show is real enough to make

A little over halfway through, this season is less than compelling. They’re laying the conceptual episodes a little thick, and none so far have been as successful as in past seasons. All the characters are just flailing around in messes that are mostly left over from last season or before. New characters are mostly

A brand new Samurai Shodown! ...card game for iOS...

“failed to provide a safe and secure environment” for the participants, among other complaints.

Somebody’s always gotta try to profit from a tragedy.

WELL YOU SEE SINCE THE WORD “PUDDLE” STARTS WITH THE LETTER “P” LIKE THE WORD “PENIS” AND THE WORD FLOOR STARTS WITH THE LETTER “F” LIKE “FEMINISM” THIS IS CLEARLY THE RESULT OF AN SJW CONSPIRACY

on the one hand, the music is well composed. there’s one track that is disgustingly comical sounding. the rest of them are fine—composition-wise! not the sound quality!

No mention of the absolutely horrible music in the review?

Son of a snake, if they bring that kind of passion and care to the movie, I might just have to get a ticket!

I have no idea in what way this movie is reminding you of Indonesian walking dead rituals, but you paint a vivid picture and your comment deserves a star for posing an interesting juxtaposition, being educational, and contemplating Western civilization while also at the same time being completely fu*king incoherent.

I feel like that’s what literally every video game movie does, and it literally never works.

Agreed. This project could go wildly in any direction in terms of quality, but he’s definitely not coming across as a hired gun.

And if Kong: Skull Island is anything to go by, this movie is going to ooze in pulpy style. It’s going to look great.

this article isn’t informative or funny. was it written in jest? little disappointed in the clickbait. 

I like Nerd Rage, but I haven’t read Life in Aggro in over a year, I’d be perfectly content with removing that one.

It’s almost like women’s clothes tend to have lower necklines.

Well their in-house team sucks at that kind of work, so they outsourced it to a mysterious Square Enix employee with known only for having a barcode on the back of his bald head.