Jalopnik would like to present: Real men of genius. We salute you Focus-to-truck convertor. Where others said, “Nay.” You said “Hey, hold my beer!” When the wife said, “That Focus is cute.” You heard, “That Focus c’d be a Ute!” So for this marvel of ingenuity, we would like to present you with a lifetime supply of…

Clearly the only solution!

Ford Ranchito

As-fucking-if.

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.

he’ll get a paid vacation and maybe the medal of freedom. serving your government means occasionally putting the citizens in their fucking place.

I’m guessing the current POTUS and his cronies would like to put Harriet Tubman on a $12 bill, seeing as that’s three-fifths of a $20.

It specified bicycles AND velocipedes, so they’re categorized as two different things. Basically you can’t ride a pedal vehicle regardless of which axle you power it with. It’s also illegal to drive in there when your tires are less than 3" wide, which makes disallowing bicycles sort of redundant anyway

lol. i knew it was super low.

I get what you’re saying, but actually WATCHING these games is the worst.

It doesn’t matter how careful you are about pulling out, it’s still not an effective way to avoid making baby truckers.

If you’re in one of my dock for anything more than 15 min loading/unloading a full trailer I’m personally kicking your ass.

One potential benefit, though (and I’m a former big-rig driver): If the trailer had powered axles they can not only participate in regen braking, they can also distribute the motive effort.

Black & Decker tools are like toys. Spend the extra $50 and buy a DeWalt, Makita or Milwaukee and you’ll have a real tool for 20 years.

Black & Decker tools are like toys. Spend the extra $50 and buy a DeWalt, Makita or Milwaukee and you’ll have a real…

It seems like a real Sophie’s Choice for the GOP. On one hand, those are likely voters. On the other, it may detract from their ability to service the needs of the donor class. Note that “showing humanity and compassion” will never be a part of this equation, because GOP.

Oh man I was famous for this back in college.

My favorite was my freshman year. It was the last day of class and I was talking with this cute girl that always partnered with me. I asked her some insignificant question like what her grade was on some test or something. She misheard me and answered with her phone number.…

I remember those days.

*shirt is actually green*

I’ll trade places with that first guy. I’ve got the problem of not picking up on clues from women flirting or trying to start something who ARE interested.

Deus ex Coldhands, for real. Does he just hang around waiting for idiot nephews?