We Will Jail You For Speeding Memorial Highway...

How about chupathingy

I told you to quit makin’ up animals!

I’m coming up Chupacabra.

I think it looks more like a puma.

They will ferociously hunt their prey... even if that means thair own demise.

Meanwhile, lurking in the background, a disgruntled driver who thought this was a Cars & Coffee, looks for a place to crash for the night.

Torchinsky as always with the bat-shit insane suggestion. God I love this website.

We need Abraham Lincoln back if we wanna do that... And I mean we need him back to help with GM “declaring war” on itself. Lmao

I happened upon a husky mix 5 years ago and after several weeks of searching for her home with no luck, decided to keep her. She is the sweetest dog but Jesus is she hard work. They’re escape artists and runners and will not stop. After an entire year of obedience school and a real-time GPS collar, we’re a lot…

But what do you do if some anarchist in the house next to you paints his porch the wrong shade of brown? This is the land of freedom, and that means I’m free from having to look at a dark cappuccino porch, when it should be golden harvest.

Please note: Australia does not have HOAs. In fact, most of the world does not have HOAs. We’re not that stupid.

Now I’m wondering what the OTHER vehicle is that’s covered up in their garage....

Triumph of the At-Will

I’ve decided that the writers have dubbed Davos and Bronn as the Chorus of GoT.

I love my job. My only issues come from time crunches, really. There’s always a need for new articles to go up, and you want to do each one just right, so time’s an issue. But I really can’t complain! I’m sorry you’re hating your job— I hope that gets better.

I’m gonna buy this jag so I can pick up some cougars!

In a two week period last year Trump was elected, I got laid off when the company I worked for went to shit, and I found out my wife was cheating on me. I spent a lot of time crying in my shower. It was kind of awesome... no, not awesome; but definitely a pretty great place to be a blubbery mess. You can blow your…

Shower sex is the worst.

Right? You have sex in the afternoon/evening after you finish cleaning or errands or whatever, you bone, then you crack a beer and play video games. We can’t be the only couple who does this.