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I see you’re a reader of Jane’s column.

Me too; it was when I read your post, just now. Yeesh.

You are suffering from a stroke. Please seek medical attention.

A puppy!

And thus was sounded the death knell of Star Trek: Discovery.

Touché. :)

Well, then he would be admitting to trusting Apple Maps, so... #3.

Considering that there is no possible explanation he could give without making himself appear 1) drunk or high, 2) a compulsive liar, 3) dangerously stupid and incompetent, or, 4) some combination of the first three; he probably made the right choice there.

That’s ridicous? It was perfectly plotted through out.

I’m with you. Of course, my daily driver (and only car) doesn’t have doors, and I live north of the wall, so my tolerance for vehicular inconvenience in the pursuit of enjoyment is pretty high.

That is the single most beautiful new car design I have seen in years. And I mean that.

I’m not sure you read this comment correctly. They’re basically saying that everyone should view this and learn from it, not just those who are the most likely to vehemently deny that racism still exists in the U.S. 

The difference between a Cactus and a BMW X1? A Cactus has pricks on the outside.

What about all other men, women, and children? This is too good to not share with everyone.

And the headline says stuck inside of a wheel, but the post says stuck inside of a wheel well.

Psssssst, Erik. The headline says 10 miles, the post says 10 hours..

A smurf of smurfs.

A disappointment of midichlorians

Also, any number of Xenomorphs more than two is known as diminishing returns.

Yup, she takes full responsibility then throws them all under the bus. She really got even didn’t she. Classic Clintonian democracy.