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I’m gonna buy this jag so I can pick up some cougars!

Question, how can you have a villain named SteppenWolf and not have “Born to be Wild” in your trailer?

In a two week period last year Trump was elected, I got laid off when the company I worked for went to shit, and I found out my wife was cheating on me. I spent a lot of time crying in my shower. It was kind of awesome... no, not awesome; but definitely a pretty great place to be a blubbery mess. You can blow your

Shower sex is the worst.

Right? You have sex in the afternoon/evening after you finish cleaning or errands or whatever, you bone, then you crack a beer and play video games. We can’t be the only couple who does this.

Although shower sex itself is annoying as fuck

Also, the depth of the water might just be a trick of the camerawork, and he’ll simply stand up next ep.

As a guy that has “lost his wind” more often than I’d like and has had it cause issues in relationships, I can post tips on this brand-new burner account.

Last off, his wife probably told him to stop hanging out with you, duh.

I’m so damn happy this got made. Adam West saving the best for last.

Unpopular Opinion time: Thats hilarious.

This is the most correct comment

I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, the author calling musk a sick son of a bitch or you calling the author a “journalist” lolz there’s none of those around here

Breathtaking incompetence is this administration’s fucking wheelhouse!

Banana.

This reminds me of one time, I was driving in my relatively new (to me) Mazdaspeed3. My girlfriend and I were heading to our friend’s house on fourth of July to watch fireworks and there were a lot of families walking around the neighborhood with their kids. As such, I was driving carefully and WELL under the speed

I predicted this dumb joke, I really ought to have headed it off at the pass in my original comment.

Sanctioned event? Check. Definitely feel for them then! And that one was the worst one too in terms of damage. So it was both the most damaging and the least offensive one.

1) People get angry about stupidly loud motorcycles all the time. Most of the time the offenders are on Harleys, but not always.