People who for some reason feel the need to actually carry around a loaded weapon, and people who are above average intelligence are two COMPLETELY different circles on a venn diagram.

Did the people send the TSA those photos after they arrived at their destination and found the firearm in their carry-on?

I reject your potato orthodoxy, old man! There is room enough in our theology to accommodate tubers of all walks. While potatoes are obviously excellent, we should also embrace and celebrate sweet potatoes, and cassava, and also yams!

Only 3/5 as much as you think.

Shouldve painted it camo

Well, one thing they did was helpfully transcribe it because some of us readers are just that, readers. It’s hella helpful when I can’t watch the video and someone transcribes something that the article doesn’t.

Ooh, and it’s in pounds sterling! That’s fancy money!

Clearly premeditated: there was mallet aforethought.

Oh man, you go to me for a laugh there Zoom. Spock having ANOTHER randomly unnamed sibling 30 years after the last one lol.

MC Hammer, his pants baggy.

ooooooh.. do you also have one thats a troll who wears a cooled thinking helmet

Clerk “One meth injection kit Scion TC”

What? It’s OBVIOUS from his messages that this cop was undercover. Plus he’s clearly transitioning after the resolution of a tenuous relationship with his fourth grade choir teacher that could only have happened because of their shared love of drone racing (IMO). I just hope his dog is ok after such an…

They added/bragged that their owner, Jimmy Haslem, was owner of the Browns to further bolster their case for not filling out the application.

I actually really dug the idea of Ares going around as an unassuming government minister. There was something really compelling about the whole “banality of evil” play.

I used to think length mattered.

So did I. And no it wasn’t.

1) Tweets are tech.

What’s the point? I’m just gonna get panned to death or sniped by some unseen merchant of death with a kitted out kar98 anyway. I’ll die with my wallet and dignity intact wearing nothing but underwear, thank you.

Damn you! You beat me to it!