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When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck

They probably would’ve been fine if he hadn’t repeatedly insisted that his “chocolate starfish” could swim where ever it wanted.

American cops be like, “He’s got a flag!!”

$4722 a head. That’s not too bad then. I feel much better :] Have a happy Easter everyone.

I have a 2013 Sonata and I am happy with it too. But that blue light is the bane of my existence. Especially when my wife and I go to the drive in theater and there is no way to turn it off without turning the car off completely.

I’m far away in CO. You are so sweet, Kristen!

Where are you, $kay? Can we bring the party to you?

...meaning the target’s lungs will explode.

holy shit

His preference for overcooked steak is actually the only smart decision he ever makes at Mar-a-lago.

Whoops! That would be “hanged” - I didn’t know him personally :D

They took that “it’s cold” warning from BMW. My 09 e92 does it and I hate it as well.. No shit it’s cold, I don’t need a reminder telling me it’s still cold in effing April... (Sorry I’m over winter...). I think I can code it out but just haven’t gotten around to doing it..

Haha this last paragraph is hysterical. The sound my Mini uses to alert me that it is, in fact, kind of chilly outside is the exact same sound it uses to warn of catastrophic engine failure. So that’s fun.

It can be easily disabled via a coding tool on BMW/Mini’s. You can actually change the temperature the alert comes on or just disable it (which is what I did). I’m pretty sure I know when it’s cold out :/

False! Everyone knows evolution is fake news.

Subaru does an excellent blue LED ambient light. I forget it’s there but I never not know what I’m reaching for in the cupholder or console like my Garage opener, etc. Light is mounted on the ceiling near the sunglass holder.

Well.. Chevy hasn’t exactly distinguished themselves in the mind of consumers. After a couple of decades worth of boring ugly unreliable junk, people are obviously a little turned off of Chevy. Myself included. I’ll never buy a domestic brand again and especially not a Chevy.

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.